Possums

This is the internet’s best collection of possum morale patches and possum apparel, and we will not be taking questions. In-stock patches include the Spooky Possum Glow in the Dark Morale Patch, the Subdued Possum Morale Patch Mod 1, the Alpenflage Possum Morale Patch, the Crepuscular Operations Group Patch, the Trash Diners Club of America Morale Patch and the Nightmare Vision Glow in the Dark Morale Patch. There’s also the Trash Diners Bundle. On the apparel side, you’ll find the Samurai Skeleton Possum Shirt, the Spooky Possum T-Shirt, Patriot Possum, Pure of Heart Possum and Subdued Possum shirts, and the Skeleton Possum Raglan Hoodie. The patches are embroidered or woven and come with Velcro (hook-and-loop) backing for bags, hats and plate carriers. Most possum patches are $9.99.