Description
The Dire Sausage shirt puts a hexagonal badge on the left chest. It reads “BADGERHOUND BIOSCIENCES,” then “DIRE SAUSAGE PROGRAM,” then “COLOSSAL WIENERS,” with a dachshund, a smaller dachshund, and a DNA helix inside a green-edged crest.
It is a joke on dire-wolf de-extinction headlines, with sausage dogs standing in for the wolves. The shop is a veteran and his dachshunds, so the lab is in on the same running gag. No lecture, just the badge.
Specs: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so it does not crease down the center. Double-stitched neckline and sleeves. Available in Black, sizes S–3XL. Blanks are sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
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